Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power – Religion


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Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by TheCalculator: 9:56pm On Apr 03

Pastor Christ Penelope has fired back at criticism of his unusual practice after photos of him sitting on the faces of devotees in South Africa made the rounds on social media

A South African pastor who farts on the heads of his congregation has fired back at criticism, insisting he’s demonstrating “God’s power”.

Pastor Christ Penelope of the SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries in the South African province of Limpopo reportedly breaks wind on his church members to supposedly help them become wealthy, it’s claimed.

Some devotees are said to wait months to experience the so-called “sacred blow off” and hopefully turn their fortunes around.

Images of the pastor’s practice were widely shared on the internet, with photos showing him sitting on a devotee’s head, leading to a backlash on social media.

However, Pastor Penelope, who previously hit the headlines for using condom oil to anoint his congregation, said the act of breaking wind on others started with Jesus Christ.

He told the magazine Drum: “It started with Master Jesus when he stepped on Peter. It is the demonstration of God’s power. Just like God made Adam go into a deep sleep, it is a similar thing.

“God did anything with the body of Adam while he was on the ground in deep sleep. He was not feeling anything.

“The Bible doesn’t say anything about Adam saying ‘God, you are hurting me’. “When they wake up from the deep sleep, they will tell you that they didn’t feel anything.

“It is showing the power of God and those who needed healing are healed afterwards and others get to manifest at that moment.”

The pastor added: “Remember when people try to tarnish your image, that is when He shows his glory. “As long as souls are won into the kingdom, he who sits on the throne laughs at his enemies.”

Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/pastor-says-farts-heads-worshippers-23829916

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Faithfull01: 9:57pm On Apr 03

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by EmptyGarden(m): 10:03pm On Apr 03

Thank God say man no be God o.

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by HopeVictor(m): 10:14pm On Apr 03

So a pastor go just eat beans and egg come church dey begin manifest untop people face…nawa oh

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Tk4all(m): 10:52pm On Apr 03
God of men everywhere!

I will not blame the man but his senseless followers. How Can a normal human being allow someone sit comfortable on his head like this

Haba!

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Kiddo01(m): 11:22pm On Apr 03

one day sh!t go commot for that yash

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by OlayemiAshraf(m): 11:35pm On Apr 03
Some Africans people with their clouded vision gringrin …. this small boy too , calling himself a man of God ..grin to slap him dey hungry me Sha

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by illicit(m): 12:34am
When a black man has priority over his folks

He demonises them, denigrates them, degrades them

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by TMKsouth: 1:16am
Those pants must real stink. He doesn’t change them.

Anyway, they deserve it – their own stupidy. Hope he kills them. cool

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by LexxoManny(m): 3:03am

His members should get him a new pair of pants

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Manq(m): 5:18am

Poverty! Is just a word but feared by the richest

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Monogamy: 6:52am

I only pity those who have stopped making use of their free gifted senses

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by imhotep: 8:41am

Monogamy:
I only pity those who have stopped making use of their free gifted senses

Just like APC minions.

Cc lzaa ngadaawo

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Bornsinner7: 9:46am
WTF is this

I sorry for Africa

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by YoungLionken(m): 9:46am
Why are Africans overly gullible?!

Your fellow man farting on top of you in the name of…

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Faller: 9:47am
Even Jesus did not fart on the head of his disciples…instead he washed their feet.

what’s wrong with these pastors of nowadays…

After farting on their head….How their head go take correct now…

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by IME1: 9:47am
Seun warn your mods on the kind of topics they push to the greater readership on front page.
What’s the meaning of this nasty topic?
These are the fake and malicious people masquerading and pretending to be Christians in their vain attempt to ridicule the Body of Christ and stand against the Kingdom of God.
It is offensive to we Christians.
I’d be also upset if this happened in any other faith.
If it’s in Hinduism or Buddhism it will be equally offensive as it stands to ridicule.

Farting is a natural consequence of passing gas in the process of the digestive system.

Please let’s respect people’s faiths.

If someone is using the Nok terracotta in a demeaning way we would rise up against them.
If someone is desecrates the Osogbo groove many will rise against it.
If someone calls the adire or kente materials ugly we will rise against them.

There is a limit to “everyone is entitled to his opinion.”

If you don’t agree, will one be entitled to abuse or curse you or your relatives or children because he or she is entitled to his opinion, freedom of speech or right as an adult?

Please let’s all be guided. Mods, Seun and the op lipsrsealed

Meanwhile happy Easter to everyone

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Boyooosa(m): 9:47am

Eedeeots everywhere

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by SeekerofTruth1: 9:47am

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Sirlins(m): 9:47am

Nawaooo na so person go just dey smell mes mes from church ……….the person can fart shaaa

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Tastemoney(m): 9:47am
Am just looking at the third picture, wondering if the fool on ground will not get head injury.
And the idiot sitting on him is even smiling

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by RedpillAnalyst: 9:47am

Sheeple seeking salvation in the wrong place.

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by ictjobber: 9:47am

if you want to disarm a black man’s brain all you need do is mention God’s name…

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by qualityovenbake(m): 9:48am
The pastor did no wrong, because he is definitely insane and he needs all the help he can get.

Where I have issue is the gullible members, they all need a psychiatric evaluation. How can they let themselves be led by a Madman with capital letter M

I just remembered that we have our own in Nigeria. The pastor that uses his members for WrestleMania practice. “the liquid metal”, the fight, the lion, the Indaboski Bahose

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Pickieox(m): 9:48am
Lol… pastor just dey catch cruise… gringringrin

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by seunmsg(m): 9:48am

Correct guy man.

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Dsprave: 9:48am
Tell me Christianity is not a joke cheesy

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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Patrioticman007(m): 9:48am

What a love from religion of love.
Ride on pastor the odds is with you.

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God’s Power by Egoat(m): 9:48am
My Christian brethrens are becoming wonder-fools by each passing day.
What an amazement. grin

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